My dad should be here within 30 mins yaaaaas

tokomon:

My daughter

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

ruinedchildhood:

2006 was a simpler time

ruinedchildhood:

2006 was a simpler time

jerkidiot:

y’all hatin on tyler oakley for adding captions to posts and being “”“”“”problematic”“”“”” but he out there interviewing nicki minaj and one direction and ur on a blogging website leaving hate because it’s the trend to hate him on tumblr so really who wins here

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

ephemervl:

i have concealed drugs…. search me

ephemervl:

i have concealed drugs…. search me

fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

methhomework:

turn up for jesus

methhomework:

turn up for jesus

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes